Obama is not a foreign born, brown skinned, anti-war socialist that gives away healthcare. You’re thinking of Jesus.
SEATTLE – A Christian pastor is calling for a nationwide boycott of Starbucks for the company’s support of same-sex marriage in Washington. In a message published online a day before Washington’s Senate passed a bill to legalize same-sex marriage, Pastor Steven Andrew of USA Christian Ministries predicted that the Seattle-based coffee giant could lose 80 percent [...]
WASHINGTON—After more than five decades of tireless work, brave exploration, and technological innovation aimed at a single objective, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration announced Wednesday that it had finally completed its mission to find and kill God. Enlarge Image NASA officials celebrate after finally locating and murdering the Supreme Being. “I am ecstatic to [...]